I expect your former employer was quite successful. Many aren't. My full name is Michael David Crawford. I had a classmate in high school named Michael Dwayn

I expect your former employer was quite successful. Many aren't. My full name is Michael David Crawford. I had a classmate in high school named Michael Dwayne Crawford who often skipped out of school. High school truancy before the age of sixteen is a criminal offense in California. Whenever Mike Dwayne would skip out, the police department's truant office would call my father at work, who then had to take leave from his important work of fighting the cold war then ride his motorcycle twenty miles - sometimes in the driving rain - then visit the principal, all to say "This is not my son". This because the school's MIS system only recorded our middle initials.