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You say "Steve, how can I be a millionaire and never pay taxes?" First, get a million dollars. Now you say "Steve, what do I say to the tax man when he comes to
by scottjackson 17y ago
You say "Steve, how can I be a millionaire and never pay taxes?" First, get a million dollars. Now you say "Steve, what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, 'You have never paid taxes'?"
Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: "I forgot."
- steveitis 17y agoIs that a quote from something? I remember back in grade school when I asked my Mom what the penalty for not paying taxes was "Do they take you to jail or something?", and this simple fact dawned on me and me mother simultaneously.
- scottjackson 17y agoIt's an old Steve Martin bit. http://snltranscripts.jt.org/77/77imono.phtml http://snltranscripts.jt.org/77/77imono.phtml (Video of it is a bit hard to track down, sorry)