This reminds me of http://www.cheatneutral.com/ http://www.cheatneutral.com/ I'd say both of these parodies show why carbon offsetting doesn't really work. --

This reminds me of http://www.cheatneutral.com/ http://www.cheatneutral.com/ I'd say both of these parodies show why carbon offsetting doesn't really work. --- When you cheat on your partner you add to the heartbreak, pain and jealousy in the atmosphere. Cheatneutral offsets your cheating by funding someone else to be faithful and NOT cheat. This neutralises the pain and unhappy emotion and leaves you with a clear conscience. Can I offset all my cheating? Well, first you should look at ways of reducing your cheating. Once you've done this you can use Cheatneutral to offset the remaining, unavoidable cheating.