The trick to that is make yourself "qualified", if you want to work one. Holes in employment, sketchy details, questionable descriptions. Or you could go the

The trick to that is make yourself "qualified", if you want to work one. Holes in employment, sketchy details, questionable descriptions. Or you could go the complete opposite route, and blatantly lie on your resume. As long as you actually know the skills, lie and say you have them. What's the worst they do to you? Fire you? Just don't do that with a professional degree. Pissing off gov't is a bad idea.