This. So much this. We restart faster than X and therefore we're better? (not to mention all the other weird points of comparison the author chose to call out

This. So much this. We restart faster than X and therefore we're better? (not to mention all the other weird points of comparison the author chose to call out) There's plenty of languages with runtimes that have fast start-up times. Does Node therefore suck because my Go application could potentially start-up faster? What about something Erlang on Xen where they're spinning up a brand new Xen domU to service a web request in the hundreds of milliseconds range? Brand new VM, can't really "crash" and need to be restarted because it's only ever there for a single request. I'm not really sure what the end goal of the whole article is, but it seems woefully written in terms of being technically rigorous.