No effing way. I'm sorry, no way. This is like the Simpsons with: Homer, I'm in a rhubarb of a pickle of a jam here. I was all set to go off on vacation

No effing way. I'm sorry, no way. This is like the Simpsons with: Homer, I'm in a rhubarb of a pickle of a jam here. I was all set to go off on vacation when I get called up for jury duty. Oh, it's a corker of a case. Seems a man drove up onto a traffic island and hit a decorative rowboat full of geraniums. Now they're trying it as a maritime offense.