It's an incredible feeling to read an article where all you can think the whole way through is how little you'd like to go for a pint with the author. (Yes, I

It's an incredible feeling to read an article where all you can think the whole way through is how little you'd like to go for a pint with the author. (Yes, I like Ruby, I like to poke Haskell occasionally, and I've only played Cards Against Humanity once, but it resulted in my mother-in-law combining "a girl's best friend" and "three dicks at once".)