"why" is the most important information ever. I've been in my present position five years. Knowing where the bodies are buried (because I buried half of them)

"why" is the most important information ever. I've been in my present position five years. Knowing where the bodies are buried (because I buried half of them) turns out to be one of my most useful functions, and whenever I am asked such a question I add the answer to the internal wiki ...