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A.L.I.C.E [ http://alicebot.blogspot.com/ http://alicebot.blogspot.com/ ] is a 'brute-force' chatbot model that has been developed for many years. It has severa

A.L.I.C.E [ http://alicebot.blogspot.com/ http://alicebot.blogspot.com/ ] is a 'brute-force' chatbot model that has been developed for many years. It has several free software implementations and is very easy to work with.

RiderOfGiraffes 17y ago
A.L.I.C.E. now has a "Fake Kirk" personality, so I thought I'd try it. Here's the "conversation" we had: Lieutenant: What's our mission, captain? Fake Kirk: Our five year mission: to seek out new worlds and new civilizations. To go boldly where no man has gone before. Lieutenant: Did you not originally split the infinitive? Fake Kirk: No. We beamed it out into open space, Lieutenant. Widest possible dispersion. Lieutenant: But didn't that kill it completely? Fake Kirk: How? Lieutenant: By ensuring it could never come back. Fake Kirk: Explain. Lieutenant: On widest possible dispersion you could never re-integrate the original confinement beam. Fake Kirk: To read minds? Lieutenant: Oh dear. Fake Kirk: Lieutenant. Lieutenant: Yes captain? Fake Kirk: Lieutenant, get the doctor up here on the double. How bad is it? Lieutenant: It's not at all bad - just a flesh wound. Fake Kirk: Oh, yes, it is. It's exactly the same. Only this one works. I'm afraid this just screams "Eliza!" at me ...