I don't want dynamically loaded content. I don't want pages to reload unexpectedly. I don't want a site to break standard UI behavior. I don't want externall

I don't want dynamically loaded content. I don't want pages to reload unexpectedly. I don't want a site to break standard UI behavior. I don't want externally hosted scripts to track my activity. None of this adds value to my experience as a user. I do want to view the content - ideally in a single HTTP request. Just load the damn content.