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Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning! I love the part about how long she has "studied" world history. Had me rolling! Absolutely priceless. I could not finis

• jjoonathan 11y ago
  That whole paragraph is gold. > Look here, old man, when I told you I AM Justice - I meant it. It took me about 1 month to study the history of the world and to learn the history and inner workings of American jurisprudence, literally. I was born to do this here. Don't you know that your FBI and CIA have been trying to recruit me since grade school? Lol. But they're unscrupulous losers like you, so it won t be happening. Navy seal copypasta, you've got competition!