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I hate to do this, but I did the same thing several month ago. www.launchnik.com

• simi_ 11y ago
  Yikes! http://www.launchnik.com/slaveio http://www.launchnik.com/slaveio
  • sawthat 11y ago
    https://github.com/saw/launchnik/blob/master/words https://github.com/saw/launchnik/blob/master/words
  • hnal943 11y ago
    Makes so much sense. Owning your own slaves just doesn't make sense, especially in an urban environment.
  • IndianAstronaut 11y ago
    There are 20 million people being trafficked around the world. Might as well make an app around it.
  • iLoch 11y ago
    Jesus Christ!
  • jtheory 11y ago
    http://www.launchnik.com/footio http://www.launchnik.com/footio Receive feet No fancy algorithms (yet), no automation (yet). I will personally send you a foot I think you'll like every day, entirely determined by your preferences. Each foot will come as a surprise, probably not at the same time every day.
• yellowapple 11y ago
  http://www.launchnik.com/whaleio http://www.launchnik.com/whaleio OP's doesn't have enough io. Yours does. Is winner.
  • dasboth 11y ago
    I just laughed out loud at this: "It’s the 21st century my friend—you should have someone that brings you whales"
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• alwaysmetara 11y ago
  >I will personally send you a thief I think you'll like every day, entirely determined by your preferences. Each thief will come as a surprise, probably not at the same time every day. http://www.launchnik.com/thiefio http://www.launchnik.com/thiefio Sounds wonderful.
• hn_ 11y ago
  Appropriate: Gasio It's uber for gases.
• MikeTV 11y ago
  > A ninja armed with sustainable bags will arrive at your door to pick up your baby > http://www.launchnik.com/babyio http://www.launchnik.com/babyio o_O
• tallgirltaadaa 11y ago
  except you just added O to everything.....
• austinhutch 11y ago
  This idea has been done to death, to be fair.
• adrianmalacoda 11y ago
  I got Uberio[0]: Uber for ubers. As a site which spits out "Uber for ____" is this somehow self-referential? [0] http://www.launchnik.com/uberio http://www.launchnik.com/uberio
  • jeorgun 11y ago
    I was quite pleased with Taxiio[1]: Uber for taxis. Now there's a novel idea. [1] http://www.launchnik.com/taxiio http://www.launchnik.com/taxiio