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Former HP CEO Carly Fiorina Is Running for President

7 points by uptown 12y ago

jgrahamc 12y ago
Her name was Carly, she was a VP With Lucent and AT&T and a degree from MIT She went to HP and wowed the board room And while she tried to be a star, sometimes went a bit too far And then September 4, Compaq became the score They were failing and needed each other Leaning drunks galore! At the HP, HP/Com-pa-q The merger that upset the family At the HP, HP/Com-pa-q David and William were always the fashion At the HP... they ran the show His name was Walter, his dad was famous He wasn't present for the board, but he wouldn't be ignored And what she pro-posed, "Dad would've hated" Then Walter went a bit too far, "Carly: time for au revoir!" And then the insults flew and careers were smashed in two There were ads and a lot of bankers, but just who screwed who? At the HP, HP/Com-pa-q The merger that upset the family At the HP, HP/Com-pa-q David and Walter are today the fashion At the HP... they run the show Her name is Carly, she was CEO But that was 30 weeks ago, when she used to run show Now she's a VC, but that's our Carly Still in the suit she used to wear, new blonde highlights in her hair She sits there so refined, and drinks to Walter's health She lost her job and she lost the proxy, now she enjoy's her wealth! At the HP, well just the HP The toughest job belongs to Walter At the HP, well just the HP William and David were always the fashion At the HP, don't buy the stock... http://blog.jgc.org/2008/03/bouts-complete-song-parodies.html http://blog.jgc.org/2008/03/bouts-complete-song-parodies.htm...
- techdragon 12y ago
  I was looking for this the other day, thank you! Prediction, if she became president, the USA would be sold to China before the next election.
anonbanker 12y ago
she's got my vote. maybe she'll do for the US what she did for HP. and maybe she'll get an equally-good golden parachute for doing so.

7 points by uptown 12y ago

Her name was Carly, she was a VP With Lucent and AT&T and a degree from MIT She went to HP and wowed the board room And while she tried to be a star, sometimes went a bit too far And then September 4, Compaq became the score They were failing and needed each other Leaning drunks galore! At the HP, HP/Com-pa-q The merger that upset the family At the HP, HP/Com-pa-q David and William were always the fashion At the HP... they ran the show His name was Walter, his dad was famous He wasn't present for the board, but he wouldn't be ignored And what she pro-posed, "Dad would've hated" Then Walter went a bit too far, "Carly: time for au revoir!" And then the insults flew and careers were smashed in two There were ads and a lot of bankers, but just who screwed who? At the HP, HP/Com-pa-q The merger that upset the family At the HP, HP/Com-pa-q David and Walter are today the fashion At the HP... they run the show Her name is Carly, she was CEO But that was 30 weeks ago, when she used to run show Now she's a VC, but that's our Carly Still in the suit she used to wear, new blonde highlights in her hair She sits there so refined, and drinks to Walter's health She lost her job and she lost the proxy, now she enjoy's her wealth! At the HP, well just the HP The toughest job belongs to Walter At the HP, well just the HP William and David were always the fashion At the HP, don't buy the stock... http://blog.jgc.org/2008/03/bouts-complete-song-parodies.html http://blog.jgc.org/2008/03/bouts-complete-song-parodies.htm...

techdragon 12y ago
I was looking for this the other day, thank you! Prediction, if she became president, the USA would be sold to China before the next election.

anonbanker 12y ago

she's got my vote. maybe she'll do for the US what she did for HP. and maybe she'll get an equally-good golden parachute for doing so.