By the time if reaches Bloomberg news, it's dinosaur time. Check out CloudKit, or Digital Ocean. AWS is really showing it's age. It's now just a Chinese List o

By the time if reaches Bloomberg news, it's dinosaur time. Check out CloudKit, or Digital Ocean. AWS is really showing it's age. It's now just a Chinese List of confusing services, with just horrible documentation. (IMHO). It's Monday at AWS, lets see: OK, today lets add: Cloud Replications Across Distributed Mobile Latency Image Systems Plugin Transient Architectures! Great, throw up a link! I'm sure that's what they are doing. Their services seem very similar to the Bullshit generator. Kind of spooky :-) Damn, I just lost my: Amazon Elastic Transcoder! Holy shit, now what? OMG :-) Just killed my AWS account, and this is what they sent: This e-mail confirms that you have cancelled your access to AWS Unified Registration. Your access to following services is canceled: Amazon Simple Storage Service Amazon Elastic Compute Cloud Amazon Simple Queue Service Amazon SimpleDB Amazon CloudFront Amazon RDS Service Amazon Elastic MapReduce AWS Import/Export Amazon Virtual Private Cloud Amazon CloudWatch Amazon Simple Notification Service Amazon Simple Email Service AWS CloudFormation Amazon Route 53 AWS Elastic Beanstalk AWS Direct Connect AWS Storage Gateway Amazon ElastiCache Amazon CloudSearch Amazon Simple Workflow Service Amazon DynamoDB Amazon Glacier Amazon Elastic Transcoder AWS Data Pipeline Amazon Redshift AWS OpsWorks AWS CloudHSM URPProduct Amazon WorkSpaces Amazon AppStream Amazon Kinesis Amazon Zocalo AmazonCloudWatch Amazon Cognito Amazon Mobile Analytics AWS Directory Service AWS Key Management Service AWS Config AWS Lambda Amazon EC2 Container Service AWS CodeDeploy Amazon Machine Learning Amazon WorkDocs