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:-) I managed to get haddoop running on a small cluster from scratch Michael Nolls turtorial is a good starting point. Full stack should mean you can and have

• stephenr 12y ago
  When you say anger, do you mean to threaten the developer who wants to run `chmod 777 /var/www` when their just-installed php app released in 2003 won't allow uploads? Edit: Maybe I should have added a /sarcasm to my comment?
  • bbrazil 12y ago
    "in anger" means used in a real-life situation, not just playing around.
    • jacquesm 12y ago
      I think he got that.
  • kpcyrd 12y ago
    alias fix-permissions="chmod -R 777 /"
    • hurin 12y ago
      > alias fix-permissions="chmod -R 777 /" function sudo if not test (count $argv) -gt 3 command sudo $argv; return; end if not contains $argv[4] "/" (ls / | awk '{print "/"$1}') command sudo $argv; return; end if test \( $argv[1] = chmod \) -a \( $argv[2] = '-R' \) -a \( $argv[3] = 777 \) command sudo reboot -f else command sudo $argv end; end;
  • mauricemir 12y ago
    I think branding them is going a bit to far ... For a first offense
  • jacquesm 12y ago
    Re-connecting a pin to a cpu that broke off should be enough qualification. Anger will be present in spades.
    • angersock 12y ago
      Christ it's annoying enough just using a credit-card to fix bent pins. Hats off for reconnecting them!