"Welcome to StartupCo. Here, take my old laptop. You can use this until you get your own system. Your budget is $2,000 and that includes any software license

"Welcome to StartupCo. Here, take my old laptop. You can use this until you get your own system. Your budget is $2,000 and that includes any software licenses you'll need this quarter. Go online and order your new system and after that I'll introduce you to Ben who knows all about the code you're picking up. About 20 minutes? Oh, and have it air freighted. I need my laptop back."