Indeed, a very good one, but a cover letter. This is the definition of resume: "a brief account of a person’s education, qualifications, and previous experience

Indeed, a very good one, but a cover letter. This is the definition of resume: "a brief account of a person’s education, qualifications, and previous experience, typically sent with a job application". So, writing a resume without listing past achievements is simply impossible. The author seems to be annoyed by people sending him resumes instead of cover letters. Maybe he should learn what a resume is before complaining about the ones he receives.