Supposing I was a troll, I would like an algorithm that correct my spelling and grammar, and at the same time gives a watered down form,non conflict form and ze

Supposing I was a troll, I would like an algorithm that correct my spelling and grammar, and at the same time gives a watered down form,non conflict form and zen way of speaking, to my colorful words. It should take care mainly of the first five or ten lines just to scape from the hunting algorithm. If some mega corporation is stealing your properties and rights, it should phrase that as somethign like: An act not really understood by this person is being performed by a big company, and you are feeling a little sad about it. Counterexamples: What happens when you apply that algorithm to R. Stallman, Linux Torvald, or people with strong opinions? Sometimes those supposed trolls are the person with the real information and correct views and not the blind sheep. By the way the former president of the FMI is now in a very difficult position in Spain, surely algorithms doesn't work so well to detect what they should detect. Disclaimer: Not a native speaker. Edit: grammar. Added counterexamples.