I had a funny conversation when I left after they repeatedly failed to provide working equipment while still wanting the job done. I told them I wouldn't be co

I had a funny conversation when I left after they repeatedly failed to provide working equipment while still wanting the job done. I told them I wouldn't be coming back and they told me that my contract required me to give notice and that I would have to turn up to work for two more weeks on whichever shifts they wanted. I pointed out that the contract also stated that I had zero hours contracted and that shifts had to be agreed on a week by week basis, so if they really wanted I could give them 2 weeks notice but for that 2 weeks I would not be agreeing to do any more than the hours they had written on the contract. I also asked if they could go and count them for me.