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I'll happily keep it in my account at your bank! Excellent. The interest rate on that account is -3%, but please make sure you maintain a minimum balance of $1

by timv 11y ago

I'll happily keep it in my account at your bank! Excellent. The interest rate on that account is -3%, but please make sure you maintain a minimum balance of $100 trillion, or we will need to foreclose on your firstborn.

msandford 11y ago
Perfect! I'm in a head-I-win-tails-you-lose situation since I don't have kids. Is this what it's like being a bank? I like it.