...and in other news, the United States government is said to be contsructing a new carrier-grade backbone network in anticipation of the expected petabit

...and in other news, the United States government is said to be contsructing a new carrier-grade backbone network in anticipation of the expected petabit scale traffic preciptated by an emerging new fad referred to as "hologram flash mobbing." When consulted, a panel of scientists suggested instead that it might be more practical to place a very bright lightbulb in front of the capitol building. This suggestion preciptated a large spike in hologram traffic when a spokesperson for the organization, the swift boat veterans for truth, questioned whether the light bulb might shine brighter than the eternal flame at the tomb of the unknown soldier, to which one member of the panel flippantly replied: "Well, the inverse square law suggests that if you'd prefer a brighter flame you could always go stand within it."