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Little known fact: the mortarboard, or "thinking cap", grants all college graduates uncanny powers of logic and memory. It is impossible to become an intelle
by icky 19y ago
Little known fact: the mortarboard, or "thinking cap", grants all college graduates uncanny powers of logic and memory. It is impossible to become an intellectual without one.
- michaelneale 19y agoSsshhh.. you aren't supposed to share that.
- jsnx 19y agoSo if I just buy the mortarboard, I don't need all that fancy book learnin'...
- Zuider 19y agoDon't even need no mortarboard if your head's already flat.