I respectfully disagree. I thought this "no, totally" article was entertaining and enjoyable. It's strange to me that you're comparing The New Yorker and Wikip

I respectfully disagree. I thought this "no, totally" article was entertaining and enjoyable. It's strange to me that you're comparing The New Yorker and Wikipedia. One publishes stories. The other publishes reference articles. I appreciate suspense in a story; I appreciate a quick summary of the facts in a reference article. They are very different forms of writing.