I feel like this needs a followup article on The Onion. "Google Engineer Baffled That She's Not Returning His Calls; 'I just commented that her breasts were of

I feel like this needs a followup article on The Onion. "Google Engineer Baffled That She's Not Returning His Calls; 'I just commented that her breasts were of optimal volume relative to the dress she wore to dinner that night! What does she mean, calling me a pig?!'"