Getting this in before the gratuitous negativity brigade starts hammering down: This an implementation of a stupid joke looking for a problem. If someone actua

Getting this in before the gratuitous negativity brigade starts hammering down: This an implementation of a stupid joke looking for a problem. If someone actually needed this in their toolbelt they could use perl or even (amazingly) bash to handle this problem. I would personally not name anything I worked on after a song from one of Weezer's shittiest albums, but that's just me.