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Next they'll partner with OkCupid and we can just push a button when we want the next date to show up.

• personlurking 12y ago
  Or maybe it'll go past button-pushing... Knock, knock. "Hi, I'm Alexa, and my OkCupid profile is a 94% match to yours. Because of that, OkC unlocked your pre-selected social profiles for my perusal. Google Now alerted me to the opening in your schedule right now, Uber took me to your house, and plus I saw you like that Thai food joint down the street based on your FourSquare, so I brought some. Oh, and I thought we might as well watch a comedy flick you've been wanting to see according to your Netflix." I'm sure someone (more creative than me) could write a better one
  • tinkerdol 12y ago
    Nah, no need for her to say all that, because that info will be pushed to your phone while she's on her way over. That will give you time to arrange Homejoy to come tidy your place up real quick, while you use the new Facebook Advanced Analyics to find out that there's a very strong correlation between how long she lingers on a guy's page and how short his hair is. So you Magic over a hairdresser for a quick buzzcut, while turning up some music you think she'll like (based on her Spotify account).
  • slayed0 12y ago
    Someone already did... in 2013 http://robrhinehart.com/?p=1005 http://robrhinehart.com/?p=1005
• gravity13 12y ago
  Who knows what else. Fresh bake bread at the tap of a button™ Press a button and do you your laundry™ Need more weed? There's a button for that™ Euphoric, narcotic, pleasantly hallucinant, press for Soma™ Rat in a cage? Press for food!™