My list is nearly the same as yours, except I don't hate meetings and Windows as much as you do and I'm also willing to work for salary alone and no equity, as

My list is nearly the same as yours, except I don't hate meetings and Windows as much as you do and I'm also willing to work for salary alone and no equity, as long as the salary is market level. I definitely don't want daily scrum meetings, but I don't mind monthly meetings, etc., as long as they're well-designed and purposeful. Re: office plans, I'm fine with a cubicle as long as it's tastefully done, developers are segregated from sales people, etc. I want to see that thought has went into it. I understand that sometimes a company truly can't afford private offices for somebody, so what it really comes down to, for me, is whether they care about their working environment in a legitimate, thoughtful way (as opposed to a bandwagony way).