I think it was Eliezer Yudkowsky who commented that if it only took two days to start the LHC spinning it would have blown up by now. Also, I'd be surprised if

I think it was Eliezer Yudkowsky who commented that if it only took two days to start the LHC spinning it would have blown up by now. Also, I'd be surprised if our overlords are actively observing us, I would think that "the Higgs Boson is undiscoverable" is just a condition of the universe and the universe itself just adapts to prevent it from being observed, rather than some guy floating on a cloud saying "ok, this time we are going to have a bird drop a baguette."