Except in Texas ;) I wouldn't be averse to depth charging a fiber optic cable (more specifically - damaging their ability to operate the great firewall) so lon

Except in Texas ;) I wouldn't be averse to depth charging a fiber optic cable (more specifically - damaging their ability to operate the great firewall) so long as there are no human casualties. Even better if it could be done without disrupting Chinese Internet. Unfortunately, most people's response would be "What's a GitHub"?