Make that cheesecake and I'm in. No-one who runs a server which only accepts RC4 (!!) with no forward security, and SHA1 signatures, in 2015, should be giving

Make that cheesecake and I'm in. No-one who runs a server which only accepts RC4 (!!) with no forward security, and SHA1 signatures, in 2015, should be giving security advice. My daily driver browser has RC4 entirely disabled. This is one of the more amusing won't-connect sites I've found.