1. hire a tv celebrity that all the hacking he ever did was write checks with fake signatures. 2. pay him a large sum to test your flawed security 3. ??? 4.

1. hire a tv celebrity that all the hacking he ever did was write checks with fake signatures. 2. pay him a large sum to test your flawed security 3. ??? 4. CTO get's a huge bonus for impenetrable security. 90's celebrity get's a fat check (with his name on it, for a change)