I love that it's "there are only 50 of these rare orchids that live their whole lives underground left!", next to photos of one being unearthed and exposed to t

I love that it's "there are only 50 of these rare orchids that live their whole lives underground left!", next to photos of one being unearthed and exposed to the air. Also "their existence is a top secret, so all you rabid adventurer collector types, don't go reading this article and come looking for them now" - hilar!