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My grandfather's favorite joke about goats: Q. Do you know how to keep goats from jumping the fence? A. Build a little ramp for them so they can walk over.
by fnordfnordfnord 12y ago
My grandfather's favorite joke about goats:
Q. Do you know how to keep goats from jumping the fence?
A. Build a little ramp for them so they can walk over.
- Diederich 12y agoHa...that's funny. In truth, the 6-inch (I think?) 'hog fence' we used (you can see it in some of the pictures) was 100% as long as there wasn't anything they could use to get a boost over. Note: they could and did move things...often times to the fence. It was good to get them out of those small enclosures later on, since we had a lot more of them.
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- mdellabitta 12y agoI know a joke similar to that. Q. How do you keep goats from escaping their enclosure? A. Rinse goat meat well, rub lime juice over it (from 1/2 whole lime), place meat in a bowl, then add salt, black pepper, Scotch bonnet, thyme, allspice, curry powder, scallions, onion and garlic. Leave to marinate for at least 2 hours in the refrigerator, longer would be ideal. Heat the oil in a skillet until it is very hot, and saute the meat until golden brown. Then add the marinade, tomatoes and coconut milk, if using, and simmer for approximately 3 more minutes. Add water, reduce heat and allow to simmer for 2 to 3 hours stirring occasionally until meat is tender.
- Diederich 12y agoMmm...we'll have to try that one!