There are examples of such "loopholes" in any modern religion's rules, but it all makes sense once you realize that, as Eugene Mirman suggests, God is a 12-year

There are examples of such "loopholes" in any modern religion's rules, but it all makes sense once you realize that, as Eugene Mirman suggests, God is a 12-year-old boy with Asperger's. http://www.cc.com/video-clips/jed186/john-oliver-s-new-york-stand-up-show-accept-me-as-your-god http://www.cc.com/video-clips/jed186/john-oliver-s-new-york-...