This account right here makes me want to be a mainframe programmer for a living. Writing software for microcomputers that sells is for chumps. Mainframes are

This account right here makes me want to be a mainframe programmer for a living. Writing software for microcomputers that sells is for chumps. Mainframes are where it's at, if for no other reason than the fact that "relabel[ing] one line of [a] procedure between one software version and the next will break somebody else's program."