That makes no sense. I'm pretty sure that I would die during the first play from scrimmage if I suited up and tried to stand in for a middle linebacker in the

That makes no sense. I'm pretty sure that I would die during the first play from scrimmage if I suited up and tried to stand in for a middle linebacker in the NFL. The burden in this example, as in yours, is on the idiot who is so inspired, not the one with exceptional athletic skills.