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Cant we just fire all these finance guys out of a cannon into space?

• mikeash 12y ago
  Yeah, right; where are you going to get the money to finance the cannon?
  • kazinator 12y ago
    Out of next year's budget, just as we learned by watching the finance guys. Or maybe by selling some debt to another corporation to be used as a valuable tax reduction device.
    • cheepin 12y ago
      ...and just like that, we have become the finance guys.
      • kazinator 12y ago
        But cool finance guys who know how to code and correctly recognize Tom Baker as the best Dr. Who.
        • jxi 12y ago
          Hedge fund finance guys already know how to code.
      • angersock 12y ago
        When you gaze into the balance sheet, so too does the balance sheet gaze into you.