'Oh, that's the Adjustable Device for Winning Ontological Arguments,' said Shawn. 'The King asked for it.' 'Works, does it?' 'Er . . . if you twidd

'Oh, that's the Adjustable Device for Winning Ontological Arguments,' said Shawn. 'The King asked for it.' 'Works, does it?' 'Er . . . if you twiddle it properly.' – PTerry