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That could be a Cave Johnson quote. "When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn l
by arcatek 12y ago
That could be a Cave Johnson quote.
"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons
back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed
to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it
thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the
man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my
engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
- kazinator 12y agoWhen life gives you lemons, leave them where they are and demand their equivalent in cash instead. As soon as you drive them out of the GM dealership, their value cuts in half.