Preprocessed prepared queries that are shipped along with whatever package is using them is a far easier solution than quirky ORM tools that can do the simple t

Preprocessed prepared queries that are shipped along with whatever package is using them is a far easier solution than quirky ORM tools that can do the simple things, but have a tendency to break on the harder things or encourage an authoring style that destroys performance. That said, I think the world could use a CoffeeScript-esque transpiler for targeting SQL. Preferably with some kind of frontend/IL/backend separation, so that everyone can take a crack at replacing the awful SQL syntax.