http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-dept-of-retro-warns-we-may-be-running-out-of-pa,873/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-dept-of-retro-warns-we-m... Appropr

http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-dept-of-retro-warns-we-may-be-running-out-of-pa,873/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-dept-of-retro-warns-we-m... Appropriate onion article if you change some nouns :) Can't disagree with you, sadly.