Your comment about locating lost kids with the band reminds me of a conversation overheard on the bus at the park. Three mothers were complaining over the behav

Your comment about locating lost kids with the band reminds me of a conversation overheard on the bus at the park. Three mothers were complaining over the behavior of their kids. One said she half-considered losing her kid in the park to get a break. One of the other mothers said to be sure to take the band away from them first or they'll get him back to you faster. Laughter ensued.