I don't want my Things to be on the Internet. To the extent that I can possibly select gadgets that won't phone home, I will. To the extent they insist on doi

I don't want my Things to be on the Internet. To the extent that I can possibly select gadgets that won't phone home, I will. To the extent they insist on doing so anyway, I'll find some way to block their transmissions. If nothing else, I could remove their brains with a screwdriver, or perhaps a well-aimed zap of static electricity.