"Apparently some doddering old fart in Omaha, Nebraska published a celebratory letter yesterday." "I tend to prefer my moral fiber to come unencumbered by six

"Apparently some doddering old fart in Omaha, Nebraska published a celebratory letter yesterday." "I tend to prefer my moral fiber to come unencumbered by six cups of refined sugar and smug self satisfaction per serving. I know, I know: I am downright un-American." And finally, in the fourth paragraph, the author finally starts the story with "Aaannnyhoo". This guy is a pretty insufferable writer.