No Joke! My favorite was this little gem: "Bigger is just something you have to live with in Java. Growth is a fact of life. Java is like a variant of the gam

No Joke! My favorite was this little gem: "Bigger is just something you have to live with in Java. Growth is a fact of life. Java is like a variant of the game of Tetris in which none of the pieces can fill gaps created by the other pieces, so all you can do is pile them up endlessly." Doing Java for the day job has made this painfully clear to me. Trying to refactor and get more DRY is a lot of effort. And this was just hilarious... "Plus everyone will spit on you. People who don't habitually spit will expectorate up to thirty feet, like zoo camels, in order to bespittle you if you even suggest the possibility of using a Lisp or Scheme dialect at your company."