8:30 - Wake up (iPhone alarm), briefly scan Twitter feed 8:35 - Get out of bed (second iPhone alarm) 8:40 - Shower 9:00 - Get dressed 9:10 - Finish preparin

8:30 - Wake up (iPhone alarm), briefly scan Twitter feed 8:35 - Get out of bed (second iPhone alarm) 8:40 - Shower 9:00 - Get dressed 9:10 - Finish preparing Soylent (everything but oil done the night before) 9:15 - Leave for work 9:30 - Arrive at work