The true ending to that story is when you come back to your old gal and start convincing her to get monad imports. "You'll feel just like your old self, only mo

The true ending to that story is when you come back to your old gal and start convincing her to get monad imports. "You'll feel just like your old self, only more functional! " You tell her. The next day you hear even your neighbor Facebook got his girl PHP to try out lambdas and type annotations. Then you realize that Haskell has been sleeping around. A lot. It's time to get tested.