"Ya gotta realize that half of employees are by definition below median." Nah, we only hire Rockstar Ninjas who are a perfect cultural fit only 4.0+ GPAs and o

"Ya gotta realize that half of employees are by definition below median." Nah, we only hire Rockstar Ninjas who are a perfect cultural fit only 4.0+ GPAs and only ivy league grads need apply. And they need 10 years experience in some library where the github repo is only 3 years old. Everyone hires like that and complains there's no workers. Management aren't hired to standards as high, so yeah, half are going to be below median.