I'm sorry, but that's ridiculous. It's bloody obvious when your hand is on a breast. It doesn't tend to happen by accident, and if it does, the usual reaction i

I'm sorry, but that's ridiculous. It's bloody obvious when your hand is on a breast. It doesn't tend to happen by accident, and if it does, the usual reaction is to pull the hand away suddenly and profusely apologize. I'm not sure what kind of accidental contact you're referring to, but if your hands are frequently coming into contact with breasts by mistake then you need to sit down with some trusted friends and discuss this issue. I assure you that accidental hand contact is not common. This is body language/physical contact 101, and it's something you need to address. Note that I am not usually this strident in Hacker News comments.