Wow, just, wow. She's completely correct to call you a douchebag. How anyone could read what you've just written and not come to that conclusion? She's basical

Wow, just, wow. She's completely correct to call you a douchebag. How anyone could read what you've just written and not come to that conclusion? She's basically an investor in your startup at this point with the "endowment". Also, she has a PhD. Also, she's your girlfriend. Show a little respect. Douchebag. For that matter, how is it you're supporting her? Sounds like she is supporting you.